Featured Products

Smokin' Croc
A$14.00

Sweet, smoky, and packing heat. Habaneros bring the fire, the BBQ vibes bring the flavour, and it all finishes with a punch made for meat, fire, and good times.

By combining the powerful Habanero Chilli with the cold, dead stare of the infamous Saltwater Crocodile and fused with the charred souls of its wayward victims the mad moonshiners at Caprica HQ have created this deadly yet delicious smoky BBQ sauce. It’s rich spices and smoky aromas will greatly enhance the flavor of any victim. Apply generously to tasty morsels and savor its dark, decadent taste. Be sure to keep The Smokin’ Croc away from river banks and estuaries lest ye be ravished.

Liquid Sun
A$18.00

All the fruity chaos of Angry Goat—now cranked to insanity with Carolina Reapers. This isn’t heat… it’s punishment.

This brutal sauce uses one of the world’s hottest chilli peppers, the Carolina Reaper. Use only with extreme caution. Keep Liquid Sun away from pets and children unless you hate them. Keep Liquid Sun away from eyes and skin, unless the skin and eyes belong to your most loathed enemy. When cooking with Liquid Sun do not inhale or breath heavily unless attempting suicide. If you wish to continue living however, we suggest short quick breaths when using Liquid Sun in cooking. Wash hands thoroughly after every use and definitely wait a while before touching your genitals.

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Angry Goat (hot sauce)
A$14.00

A fruity, tropical banger with a mean streak. Thai red chillies bring the heat, sweetness keeps you coming back, and that sharp kick lets you know who’s boss.

When travelling through the outback it’s not uncommon to see an angry goat on a brutal and inhumane rampage, terrorising the people, horrifically toppling any opponent in its path. Though often traumatising for the local residents the goat’s power and majesty is impressive and awe inspiring. Drawing inspiration from this mighty beast this sauce, aptly named Angry Goat, captures the very essence of ferocity itself. Angry Goat provides a satisfying punch that is softened only by its rich aroma and accompanying flavours. Enjoy aggressively! 

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Hair Of The Dingo (Alcoholic Hot Sauce)
A$20.00

Bloody Mary… but make it unhinged. Big tomato energy, a solid habanero punch, and a boozy hit that lets you know this isn’t your average sauce (15% ABV, baby). Chuck it on your food, spike your drinks, or both—this one turns any feed into a party.

A true alcoholic hot sauce that utilises the combination of a handcrafted, gourmet chilli sauce FORTIFIED with a specialty crafted spirit produced by Off Grid Rum Co.

Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce
A$15.00

Tomato sauce just like Grandma made… but with a cheeky kick. Rich tomato goodness up front, then a subtle chilli pop to keep things interesting.

Every family has a legacy to uphold. A recipe handed down from generation to generation. The specifics known only to those within, those bound by blood. A secret culinary creation that no outsider shall ever discover, Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce is one such deeply rooted secret. This ancient formula has been passed down through the Choo Roo bloodline for over one hundred thousand years.* The method and ingredients unchanged, the cooking ritual upheld and honoured, the sauce pure and perfect. Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce, though ancient in origin, remains resonant with its sweet, home style flavour and warm familiarity. Topped with bold spices and with a hot kick to finish, Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce is the finishing complement for any spread, any kitchen, and any home.

*Dates are an approximation.

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Mad Jake's Fight Juice (Alcoholic Hot Sauce)
A$20.00

Mad Jake’s Fight Juice doesn’t mess around. Fruity and sweet up front, then the rum hits hard and the Carolina Reapers start creeping until you’re in full meltdown mode (20% ABV chaos). It builds, it burns, and it absolutely throws hands.

A true alcoholic hot sauce that utilises the combination of a handcrafted, gourmet chilli sauce FORTIFIED with a specialty crafted cane spirit.

Hot Nuts
A$9.00

Sweet, spicy, and dangerously smashable. Wok-fried nuts hit with a dash of Liquid Sun for that sneaky Reaper kick that builds the more you go. High-protein fuel for the pit, the road, or wherever chaos calls. Gobble these Hot Nuts!
250g

Green Man's Brew
A$14.00

Fresh, green, and dangerously easy to smash. Jalapeños keep it mild, coriander and mint bring the zing, and that tangy hit makes tacos sing.

The ancient and legendary Green Man has been depicted by multiple cultures all over the world at different times throughout history. This mythical being represents spring, forests, woods, and nature as a whole. Being a symbol of regrowth it’s no surprise that the Green Man is also a symbol of new life and fertility. In honour of this ancient deity our libidinous herbalists have brewed this invigorating elixir. Enjoy passionately.

Fire In A Bottle
A$14.00

This sauce burns! Birdseye chillies bring the sting, black pepper cranks the attitude, and a subtle fruity edge keeps it dangerously moreish.

After mastering the ancient and forbidden art of Black Alchemy the Dark Wizards at Caprica Castle have created Fire in a Bottle. Harnessing the power of combustion this infernal elixir combines the scorching Birdseye Chilli with mystical spells to create one powerfully hot sauce. Fire in a Bottle will set your taste buds ablaze while stimulating your senses with its magical aromas and wickedly delightful flavours. Though extremely potent you need not be a powerful Warlock to appreciate this fiery potion… though that would help. Keep away from children and cave trolls.

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