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Sweet, smoky, and packing heat. Habaneros bring the fire, the BBQ vibes bring the flavour, and it all finishes with a punch made for meat, fire, and good times.
By combining the powerful Habanero Chilli with the cold, dead stare of the infamous Saltwater Crocodile and fused with the charred souls of its wayward victims the mad moonshiners at Caprica HQ have created this deadly yet delicious smoky BBQ sauce. It’s rich spices and smoky aromas will greatly enhance the flavor of any victim. Apply generously to tasty morsels and savor its dark, decadent taste. Be sure to keep The Smokin’ Croc away from river banks and estuaries lest ye be ravished.
All the fruity chaos of Angry Goat—now cranked to insanity with Carolina Reapers. This isn’t heat… it’s punishment.
This brutal sauce uses one of the world’s hottest chilli peppers, the Carolina Reaper. Use only with extreme caution. Keep Liquid Sun away from pets and children unless you hate them. Keep Liquid Sun away from eyes and skin, unless the skin and eyes belong to your most loathed enemy. When cooking with Liquid Sun do not inhale or breath heavily unless attempting suicide. If you wish to continue living however, we suggest short quick breaths when using Liquid Sun in cooking. Wash hands thoroughly after every use and definitely wait a while before touching your genitals.
A fruity, tropical banger with a mean streak. Thai red chillies bring the heat, sweetness keeps you coming back, and that sharp kick lets you know who’s boss.
When travelling through the outback it’s not uncommon to see an angry goat on a brutal and inhumane rampage, terrorising the people, horrifically toppling any opponent in its path. Though often traumatising for the local residents the goat’s power and majesty is impressive and awe inspiring. Drawing inspiration from this mighty beast this sauce, aptly named Angry Goat, captures the very essence of ferocity itself. Angry Goat provides a satisfying punch that is softened only by its rich aroma and accompanying flavours. Enjoy aggressively!
Bloody Mary… but make it unhinged. Big tomato energy, a solid habanero punch, and a boozy hit that lets you know this isn’t your average sauce (15% ABV, baby). Chuck it on your food, spike your drinks, or both—this one turns any feed into a party.
A true alcoholic hot sauce that utilises the combination of a handcrafted, gourmet chilli sauce FORTIFIED with a specialty crafted spirit produced by Off Grid Rum Co.
Rock salt infused with home grown herbs to elevate any meal. Normal salt is lame. Don’t be lame.
Tomato sauce just like Grandma made… but with a cheeky kick. Rich tomato goodness up front, then a subtle chilli pop to keep things interesting.
Every family has a legacy to uphold. A recipe handed down from generation to generation. The specifics known only to those within, those bound by blood. A secret culinary creation that no outsider shall ever discover, Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce is one such deeply rooted secret. This ancient formula has been passed down through the Choo Roo bloodline for over one hundred thousand years.* The method and ingredients unchanged, the cooking ritual upheld and honoured, the sauce pure and perfect. Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce, though ancient in origin, remains resonant with its sweet, home style flavour and warm familiarity. Topped with bold spices and with a hot kick to finish, Tickle Belly Tomato Sauce is the finishing complement for any spread, any kitchen, and any home.
*Dates are an approximation.
Mad Jake’s Fight Juice doesn’t mess around. Fruity and sweet up front, then the rum hits hard and the Carolina Reapers start creeping until you’re in full meltdown mode (20% ABV chaos). It builds, it burns, and it absolutely throws hands.
A true alcoholic hot sauce that utilises the combination of a handcrafted, gourmet chilli sauce FORTIFIED with a specialty crafted cane spirit.
Created by infusing rock salt with wild foraged mushrooms (Saffron Milk Cap – Lactarius deliciosus) and a hint of onion powder, this umami bomb will elevate any meal!
Here at Choo Roo, we’re experienced foragers with decades of combined knowledge. All mushrooms used in this product have been expertly identified and sustainably foraged from private properties in the Adelaide Hills, South Australia.
Sweet, spicy, and dangerously smashable. Wok-fried nuts hit with a dash of Liquid Sun for that sneaky Reaper kick that builds the more you go. High-protein fuel for the pit, the road, or wherever chaos calls. Gobble these Hot Nuts!
250g
Fresh, green, and dangerously easy to smash. Jalapeños keep it mild, coriander and mint bring the zing, and that tangy hit makes tacos sing.
The ancient and legendary Green Man has been depicted by multiple cultures all over the world at different times throughout history. This mythical being represents spring, forests, woods, and nature as a whole. Being a symbol of regrowth it’s no surprise that the Green Man is also a symbol of new life and fertility. In honour of this ancient deity our libidinous herbalists have brewed this invigorating elixir. Enjoy passionately.
This sauce burns! Birdseye chillies bring the sting, black pepper cranks the attitude, and a subtle fruity edge keeps it dangerously moreish.
After mastering the ancient and forbidden art of Black Alchemy the Dark Wizards at Caprica Castle have created Fire in a Bottle. Harnessing the power of combustion this infernal elixir combines the scorching Birdseye Chilli with mystical spells to create one powerfully hot sauce. Fire in a Bottle will set your taste buds ablaze while stimulating your senses with its magical aromas and wickedly delightful flavours. Though extremely potent you need not be a powerful Warlock to appreciate this fiery potion… though that would help. Keep away from children and cave trolls.
Store Policies
Orders & Processing
All orders are packed and shipped by hand from the Adelaide Hills, South Australia.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 5–7 business days. We are a small independent business and appreciate your patience.
Once your order has been shipped, delivery timeframes are dependent on the postal carrier and are outside of our control.
Shipping
Customers are responsible for ensuring their shipping address is entered correctly at checkout.
We are not responsible for delays caused by postal services, extreme weather events, strikes, customs processing, or other circumstances beyond our control.
Sales, Promotions & Discount Codes
Discount codes and promotional pricing must be applied at checkout by the customer before payment is completed.
We cannot retroactively apply discounts, partially refund completed orders, provide store credit for missed discount codes, or honour sale pricing outside of advertised promotional periods.
Sale dates, discount amounts, and promotional offers may change without notice.
Refunds & Returns
Due to the nature of our food products, we do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges for change of mind purchases.
If a product arrives damaged, incorrect, or faulty, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and your order details so we can assess the issue and work toward a fair resolution.
We reserve the right to refuse refunds or replacements where claims appear fraudulent, unreasonable, abusive, or outside the scope of Australian Consumer Law.
Nothing in this policy excludes your rights under Australian Consumer Law.
Product Information & Allergies
Our products are produced in a facility that may process common allergens including chilli, nuts, garlic, onion, gluten and other ingredients.
While we take food safety seriously, customers are responsible for reviewing ingredient information and determining suitability for their own dietary needs and tolerances.
Limitation of Liability
By purchasing from Choo Roo, customers acknowledge that many of our products contain chilli and other strong ingredients and consume them at their own discretion.
We are not liable for misuse of products, improper storage after delivery, allergic reactions, or indirect damages arising from product use.
Contact
For order issues or enquiries, please contact us through our website contact form, official social media pages or email: chooroofood@gmail.com
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